Klout has told me I am influential about beer.
Well, then.
It's true that I am a fan of fermented beverages. I like wine (whites and blackberry are best) (although blackberry wine is not very classy) (in other news, I'm not classy). I like vodka. I actually like vodka quite a bit. I also have a raging, untamed lust for cider (OM NOM NOM ANGRY ORCHARD).
Did I mention vodka? Because that's pretty fantabulous.
Beer?
Beer is gross.
One afternoon, when I was first learning to drink, my uncle insisted I try a sip of every kind of beer. It was an... unpleasant experience. For everyone involved. One that I pray never to repeat. Beer just tastes bitter to me. No other flavor or variation- just bitter. I have tried everything the liquor store carries. It all tastes the same, and it is all pretty gross.
What the hell, Klout. What the hell.
Is this a regular thing? I have heard of Klout telling people they are influential in George Clooney and the sea. While I wouldn't mind influencing George Clooney... Mmm...
Wait. What was this post about again?
You don't have to like beer. More for me! However, now that you've blogged about it, and I'm posting this comment, you've probably become even more influential.
ReplyDeleteJust imagine how interest-based tracked advertising works.